HOW TO KEEP YOUR HEART

1. Don’t go. Stay and hold on to it, clutch it with both hands. It’s slippery.

2. Don't go. Put it in a box, tie it up and keep it under the bed. Open it only for routine maintenance, i.e. open heart surgery

3. Definitely keep it away from your sleeves at all times. Tuck it into your pant-cuff instead.

4. Be vain, search for it in the mirror, archive your findings in a secret place.

5. Fill it with concrete. Or, make an imprint. Keep it in your wallet to remember.

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the poem in my pocket

if you were preserved
you'd probably be a jar
of peaches

or maybe a bag of peach rings
with too much ice
cream on a sunny sunday

on the way to clay caves
you would deejay
and halfway through

the first scoop you'd
laugh and say
"why didn't you stop me?"

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